PPOCOTS (2)

In the first article we were looking for the real purpose of the document, whereas here, the author takes us on a quest for the deeper meaning of the objects that are going to be tracked by the system.

You will notice that this study uses the terms customer order, object on order, vehicle and truck. This is done on purpose: it doesn’t really matter what the tracking object is, the original customer order like the FO-order, or the real truck or bus by chassis number, or a spare frame, or CKD (Completely Knocked Down truck), or an extra order for equipment, or an engine…

Or a washing machine for that matter. The author clearly tries to tell us that this is a generic system, fitted for all, although probably at the time of writing was not aware of the word generic. I especially like the term object on order, although I don’t immediate link it to a truck-factory, which was probably the original purpose of using the term after all.

The goal of my PPOCOTS series is to write the ultimate blurb, one sentence, a synthesis of the entire 17 page document, with no loss of info, and of course, no redundant info either. So far I have: “A PPOCOST is a system to track objects on orders in a generic way”.
Next episode: something about processes.

Introducing: PPOCOTS

Principles of a Process Oriented Customer Order Tracking System. I found this document during the latest department move, a half-yearly event where a bunch of guys just starts moving our desk, thus rendering us incapable of productive activity. This particular document caught my attention because of its author: my boss-boss-boss, the same one after which this blog is titled. Although written in 1996, I’m sure much of it is still valid on the present day. I’ll start this PPOCOTS series with a random quote from the document, just to illustrate the clear and vulgar style (relating to the common people) in which it is written:

The PROPER prestudy typically reflects the current systems and the current way of working, even if there has been an attempt to redirect and simplify the current tower of Babel. Therefor the prestudy is a good starting point to find out what the problem is.

Clearly, the author tries to tell us (the reader) that this is not the document we are looking for if we don’t know what the problem is. Instead we should read the PROPER prestudy which is an entirely other document after all, in a far more formal style:

The Principles document refers to a general approach of the matter, more or less regardless of the kind of product being tracked, hence the more general name Customer Orders.

For example: washing machines, which in principle have a lot of common characteristics with trucks. They are being built.

Snowcrashed

Damn, my Neovo F-15 LCD screen snowcrashed. After a couple of minutes of use, when the screen starts turning a little warm, static started to appear, increasing the next couple of minutes, until the whole screen filled with gibberish into the bitmap. So now I’m back on an old CRT. :-( Temporarily, because soon I’ll look for a new wide screen LCD. There’s always a positive side to things…

England: Reading (Gary and Janet)

Stonehenge
After our stay in Bath, we drove back east, to visit Gary and Janet. Not without stopping by Stonehenge, which was more or less on our route anyway. This makes two Unesco Word Heritage sites on one holiday!

Stonehenge

Aunt Edith
When we arrived at Gary’s and Janet’s, we almost immediately prepared for a visit of Aunt Edith, now 95 years old. (My mothers aunt actually).

Family picture

Reading
The next day: Reading here we come. Quite a lot has changed since last time I was here. For example, they have built the Oracle, a giant shopping center near the river Kenneth.

Broad street Reading Park The Oracle and River Kenneth

Basildon Park
That day we also visited Basildon Park. We didn’t have to pay, as we borrowed Gary and Janet’s friends National Trust passes. Nobody could have suspected we were tourists, not even when the lady inside the house shouted “No pictures inside please!” when I tried to take a photograph of the now immortalized staircase in the new version of Pride and Prejudice.

Basildon 1 Basildon 2

England: Lacock, Devizes and Avebury

After visiting Bath, we drove around in the neighborhood. First stop was Lacock, a little village known as a filming location for Pride and Prejudice, Emma and the Harry Potter films. Devizes was next, known for it’s canal and series of 16 locks in a row. And then we went looking for a white horse (one of the six) near Avebury, scraped off a mountain in the old days for no particular reason. Avebury itself was especially nice, partly inside a huge circle of stones (diameter much larger then Stonehenge). A mystical place, with lots of strange people, trying to suck energy from the stones, stonehuggers so to speak.

Lacock Locks at Devizes White Horse Andreas met steentje

England: Bath, the Mouse Incident

It was on our first walk in Bath, around 17.00 hours it must have been, the three of us, discovering the city on foot. Andreas always carries his little mouse with him, and sometimes he also throws it away as far as he can. Normally this is not a problem, we pick it up and put it in a safe place. But in Bath, most of the houses have a basement floor, open at the street side, often with a small staircase down. But this particular house had no staircase and there was no way of getting down. I rang the bell, no answer, it was a school and we were there during school holidays. The MacGyver in me started to think, where can I get a ladder, or a rope, or a long hook? I rang the bell next door. A very kind lady said that there was nowhere there at the moment and that we better slip a note into the letterbox. And so we did, asking if they would be so kind as to send the mouse to Belgium, or if before the 2nd of August deliver it at the Royal Bath. Sophie and I were very depressed, we thought that we would never see the mouse again, Andreas was not aware of what had happened. The next morning we passed by the house again, and both our mouths fell open when we saw that the mouse had disappeared. Immediately I rang the bell. The lady concierge must have thought we were crazy when we nearly burst into tears at the sight of the mouse. We couldn’t thank her enough. The next day we bumped into the lady next door and she asked if we had found it. She too must have been heartbroken to see a little toy mouse starve to death on a lonely basement floor…

Mouse in Basement Mouse Incident

England: Bath

After our stay at Irina’s, we headed for Bath. It had been since I was a child that I was there with my parents. I remembered almost nothing of it, except for the bridge and the Roman baths. It’s a very beautiful city, nearly all houses in Victorian style and the city view and center are on the Unesco list of world heritage.

We stayed at a very nice hotel, the Royal Bath, near the railway station. We were happy we took dinner, bed and breakfast because Andreas needed to go to bed early anyway but also because the restaurant turned out to be very nice indeed. It’s always fun to be able to choose from the menu without having to pay (well, it was included in our price per night :-) ).

Of course we visited the Roman baths again, both astonished that the Romans were so clever compared to people the middle ages. A very nice complex, complete with central heating (wall and floor heating), lead plumbing and swimming pool of course.

Royal Bath Hotel Bath1 Roman Baths Royal Crescent
Bath Circus Bath2 Bath3

England: Our stay at Irina’s

First stop: Irina and Andrei. Two Russian people we know from way back in the nineties, well Irina anyway. They live just to the south of London in Beckenham, in a nice residential area. 30 minutes from the city and in the vicinity of a nice park for Andreas to play in.

Irina/Andrei/Sophie Irina’s House Playground

Of course we took the opportunity to visit London again. This is becoming my personal favourite city. I took loads of pictures, this is a selection:

The Eye Star Wars Big Ben China Town
London Aquarium Horseguards Mind the Gap

(tbc)